“Man, is Colton back yet?”
The sky blue hasn’t been seen in a while but BAM here it is in all it’s glory again folks! Did you miss it? We sure as hell did! It’s shiny, it’s bring, it makes us think of the sky. Maybe Jeff wants to go away and fly away in the sky? He has to be missing the Colton drama, surely?
SHIRT COUNT: 38 (Dark Blue 17, Bowder Blue 7, Green 5, Sky Blue 5, Black 4)
Straight into tribal. That’s why we love this finale episodes. More of Jeff, meaning more shirts. And well what do you know? Dark blue is back at tribal. It’s clear Dark Blue is taking the cake in terms of most worn but how many can he get the count up to? Jeff doesn’t care, he is just going all ‘duck face’ on us right now.
SHIRT COUNT: 39 (Dark Blue 18, Bowder Blue 7, Green 5, Sky Blue 5, Black 4)
You can clearly see Jeff laying the smack down in this shot. “THIS IS MY ISLAND BITCHES, FORGET WHAT TROYZAN SAID”. It’s true though. 4 seasons in 6 on this island, you would have to say Jeff must’ve been elected king of Samoa by now? But we digress, bowder blue at a time like this Probst? Whatever floats your boat. Must surely have secured that as the second most worn this season though.
SHIRT COUNT: 40 (Dark Blue 18, Bowder Blue 8, Green 5, Sky Blue 5, Black 4)
Seriously what are you doing Jeff? Semi Duck Face with a green shirt? No no no. The Emmy council is looking down at this big time! Do you think they are impressed with green on the second last tribal council of the series? We know we aren’t. Pick your game up Probst! One more TC to prove your worth!
SHIRT COUNT: 41 (Dark Blue 18, Bowder Blue 8, Green 6, Sky Blue 5, Black 4)
Jeff is looking for those chips. He is hungry. 5 hours of TC of boring questions. Where is the entertainment factor? In fact he is just checking with Burnett to see if they can sneakily put Colton back on the jury. That would definitely bring some entertainment factor. Oh, and he is wearing a dark blue shirt. That’s nice.
SHIRT COUNT: 42 (Dark Blue 19, Bowder Blue 8, Green 6, Sky Blue 5, Black 4)
The moment you have been waiting for is here. Out walks Jeff. The crowd is nervous. The answer they have been waiting for all season is finally here: what shirt will Jeff wear to the finale. And well it’s only fitting that he wears the shirt that you all know and love. Yes, that’s right, it’s the dark blue shirt. The crowning glory of another season. And what a season of shirts we have seen. Amazing. Which now brings us to the final shirt count and once and for all we can answer the question: “HOW MANY CARGO SHIRTS DOES JEFF PROBST WEAR IN A SEASON OF SURVIVOR?”
FINAL SHIRT COUNT: 43 (Dark Blue 20, Bowder Blue 8, Green 6, Sky Blue 5, Black 4)
So nearly half of the shirts he wore were dark blue. Did that surprise you? It hardly surprised us. 43 though is pretty average. We though maybe more. Or maybe 39 based on the days. Jeff is a perfectionist though, so hats (and shirts) off to him for being a good sport and wearing shirts this season.